my name is mason but i go by courtland.

 

thatfunnyblog:

My brother works in a syrups/confectionary lab and sent me a picture of the latest accident last night. Pressurized berry concentrate never looked so murderous

thatfunnyblog:

My brother works in a syrups/confectionary lab and sent me a picture of the latest accident last night. Pressurized berry concentrate never looked so murderous

(Source: picturesquegrave)

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